ask-tyco-wonderbolt:

Do not give her coffee. I can’t tell you what she did….. or rather I can’t describe it, because some of it literally broke laws of motion and inertia.

I had to switch her espresso for decaf and trick her into drinking it.

Gifts from fans are nice but Surprise is strictly forbidden from accepting coffee or coffee making appliances at work again.

Rapidfire: Yeah, definitly *Chomp* something we wouldn’t *Chew* let happen again. Cakepony wasn’t that bad. Don’t know why Tyco didn’t like this *Gulp* mini-pizza. Quite a unique flavour.

ask-tyco-wonderbolt:

I need to stretch my wings from all the not-flying I’ve been doing, so I’ll just fly a few rounds and then wait for Lockheed to get back. He and I have things to discuss…

…Where did your goggles go?

((Another unfinished one. It was the second question of the three I saved over. Got lazy and decided to just move one since redrawing all of what I drew is…. a little heartbreaking.))

Rapidfire: My goggles? That’s unimportant. It’s not like I let some fan steal them, then spent the rest of the day angry because a Spitfire mistook me for Soarin, no not at all.

ask-tyco-wonderbolt:

MY MOUTH! I taste everything everyone ate for the last week…. all at the same time! UGGH SOME FLAVORS SHOULD NOT MIX. Ew ew ewewew ugh I need a broom for my TONGUE.

And that PIZZA. UGH. Tastes like…. UGH. UGGGGH. GAH. I don’t even know! It…. it tastes like cheap cologne smells! UGH.

…..Blaze? Where did she- oh, she seems to have fainted. I should-

Wait - why am I in the HQ break room? I was at home making lunch and then…. WHERE WAS I FOR THE LAST WEEK OR SO?!?

Lockhedd: *Thinking* Well the important thing is I’m alright. Hmm after what happened to Ariel, what happened to me and the fact my Tycoven thing almost backfired I feel like I should’ve learnt something….nah! Not like I was in danger anyway, that guy’s spells have built in safeties….wait cheap cologne? Ariel loved that!

(OOC: Surrrre she did Lock. Just to mention I will only use anon magic if I can build a story off it. Also the spells protect the victim from harm, till the consequences are done. That’s how I’m doing anon magic.)

ask-tyco-wonderbolt:

I thought that earlier question was theoretical! ….and that ‘baleful polymorph protection scroll’ hardly helped! I swear the pony who gave it to me must be the one who did this to me! Who would plan such a petty prank just as I was arranging a d-

Lockheed. 

I know he arranged this. Only he would have this done to me.

Okay, think, think, think….. Still have some semblance of wings, so I can move a little. I can fix this in time. But Lockheed and his cohort are going to get an earful from me… and I won’t bake any of their mini pizzas or grilled cheese sandwi-

What am I thinking?!?

THINK NON-TOASTER THOUGHTS THINK NON-TOASTER THOUGHTS

Lockheed: Yes, yes, yes, yes! It worked…finally!….Well anyone for pizza?

(OOC: Held off on this because it comes after something that’s still being made, but thought why not?)

ask-echo-wonderbolt:

So All these commissions have me a biiit pony’d out. I know that sounds strange, but I kinda wanna do some other art while doing my commissions, so Echo will be going on an inactive vacation for a little while. I WILL BE BACK! Feel free to still ask questions as I will get to them when I return. She might also get a small upgrade looks wise when I get back. 

I Love you all, and I hope to see you again real soon. 

You can keep up with me at my personal tumblr, Sorry no ponies but still. That is if you can find my personal tumblr. Hint: It’s not ChocoPepper TROLOLOLOLOL!

Rapidfire: We’re losing a lot of members. Echo’s going who knows where, whilst Soarin’s on the VDC. And we still don’t know what’s going on with the whole toaster thing.

Blaze: Hey, don’t worry about those 4 (OOC: Yes four, you’ll see later) it just means we have more time to shine.

Lockheed: So you want Echo and Soarin to have long vacations?

Blaze: Yeah.

Lockheed: Even if there terrible?

Blaze: Well thats the nature of life.

Lockheed: And Tyco to be a toaster oven for a long time too?

Blaze..:…..These ponies are our friends, hope they come back soon!

(OOC: Wish you well Echomod, whilst you deal with everything)

ask-tyco-wonderbolt:

He’s… Lockheed is… Lockheed is a pegasus without comparison. He is honestly one of the most enthusiastic ponies I’ve met, and one of the toughest flyers in the squad, even matching or beating Soarin’ in sheer wingpower. He never fails to find some way to get a little more out of a stunt, a few more bolts out of a cloud, or a crazier reaction from the fans. He’s also mighty good with fixing and maintaining gear, when the mood hits him. 

The Lockheed I speak of is also an unrepentant flirt and often speaks before his brain can catch up. He simply isn’t …well he’s not good with words. Lockheed is all instinct and reaction, which is great for flying at the speeds we do, but it isn’t such a great trait when trying to speak to a mare and repeatedly…. saying the wrong things in rapid succession. It’s due to his history, I think as a-

Whoa, I’d better stop there. I want to tell you why he has such a loose tongue but… the last trivial fact I revealed got me in a bit of a situation. Sorry fans, you’ll have to ask him yourself if you wanna know. I’ll give you a hint though: fame has been good to Lockheed. Before, he….well he didn’t have a lotta ponies to speak to. That’s all I’ll say. Given time, he’ll learn to curb his enthusiasm… though it may take a few more hooves to the noggin before he stops, quoting him here, ‘chasing all the mares and their wonderful plots’. *sigh* He’s younger than he looks, you’ll have to excuse him….

Blaze: What? What’s he talking about?

Lockheed: Well I’ll tell you….. if you make me ‘disappear’. *Looks at Blaze’s plot and winks*

Blaze: Like Hell I am!

Rapidfire: Your actually doing it Tyco? Excellent.

ask-tyco-wonderbolt:

I don’t know too much of her history or anything. Blaze is really… well as far as perfoming… she was originally even more of a speedster than Spitfire, from what she’s said. Her moves are every bit as varied and stylized as Spitfire, but the difference between their aerobatic styles are clear enough to wipe any confusion from the minds of the fans. Blaze is still a little hastier though, and usually one of the first to volunteer for response missions or moving mass fronts or whatever we have ready.

Now Blaze at work is one thing. Blaze off-duty is another slightly more …volatile thing. When I first met her she was busy kicking the oats outta some heckler after a show. I even remember when she knocked out a judge by throwing her goggles -the poor mare was ‘playing favorites’ and gave Blaze a performance score of ‘just’ 8.8. There have even been situations where her anger alone has caused …outbursts. Oh no, not yelling or arguing. An “outburst” is a technique that…well… She explodes. Blaze has literally triggered atmospheric distortions of extreme pressure differentiation with only her wings and RAGE.

I don’t want to make it sound like she has a short fuse and just goes crazy. She is a little easier to anger than the average pony, I think, but Blaze probably gets so worked up because she puts 110% into everything she does. All that passion and heartfelt effort leads her to taking disappointment and frustration a little harder than the average pony, and she…. well… Blaze doesn’t handle stress too well.

Oddly enough, she’s never seems to remain angry around me. Blaze always… she seems a little happier and tries harder to keep calm when I chat with her. I try my best to be nice to everypony, but… I’m starting to think she likes me more than she claims….. Nah, couldn’t be….

..then again…

….maybe?

Blaze: Huh, ha yeah couldn’t be. You sound crazy! Your crazy!

Lockheed: Tyco and Blaze sitting in a tree, sticking his face, up her PL..

Blaze: I’M GOING TO BUCKING KILL YOU!

Doc: I’m fine with it. Weren’t like I wer tryin to kee it a secret anyhow. Jus dint feel like sharin.

Rapidfire: Well first you are going on a ‘date’ with Blaze. You don’t have to have it be romantic but you will spend a night with her. Secondly you are going to pay for all the pies I bought Soarin to convince him to let me pretend to be his nephew. And finally my aunt has several bachelor auctions in the near future. You will participate in at least one. Do this and we’re even.

Rapidfire: Yes aunt. I’ll promote that for you as long as you invite a friend of mine to participate in as many bachelor auctions as you possibly can till I say to stop….Yes of course by invite I mean force.

*Back…wherever the group answers questions*

Doc: Ya can call me whatever ya want. Only reason I call mysen Doc is cos of the pretty-boy. How e convinced us e was Soarin’s nephew fer so long is another question altogether!

ask-tyco-wonderbolt:

The two Rapidfires are kinda unusual since they have so little in common.

Ra- er, Doc. Doc is a VERY experienced racer, Neighburg track champion, and a careful, methodical flyer in every aspect. He sees holes and flaws in techniques that could potentially ruin a routine, and tends to solve formation problems. He is surgically precise, if that has anything to do with his nickname.

I dunno much about the pony behind the suit, since he doesn’t speak much of himself. He’s a humble one. According to what I’ve found searching the ‘net though… he has a cousin somewhere in or near the Everfree Forest. I tend to avoid asking Doc about his family, since I don’t know him so well. I do know that he tends to exaggerate his age and history to avoid doing stuff though! Seriously, that is his natural mane color, he’s not old or worn out, and I GET TIRED OF CLEANING THE LOCKER ROOM FOR HIM. Hmph.

Rapid-gah so confusing sometimes- Ahem… Bluestreak, a genuine member of House Bluestreak, is a pony who has two talents: working hard and avoiding work. In rehearsals, he’s extremely dedicated, disciplined, and dynamic. Nothing will stop him from performing short of sickness or total injury to the point of unconsciousness. I guess it’s a family trait.

After performances, he is nothing like his ancestor (he’s actually a clever pony for starters). Bluestreak will avoid work purely to prove he can. He is probably the least goal-oriented pony I’ve met, despite his lineage and connections to Canterlot nobility. This makes sense though, since he’s already well-off in terms of bits and most of his downtime is spent avoiding stuff from nobles and family who want to use him for status purposes. Noble parties can be crazy events, as that last ‘auction’ proved to me.

…..gah. My left eye is still red from that one mare’s hoof polish splashing it it. The face-kick sure didn’t help it any. Nobles… sheesh. I can’t blame Bluestreak for preferring flight drills to fancy dress events.

Doc: I told ye I wasn’t feckin old!

Lockheed: Sure gramps. It’s not like you could have a friend cover for you…..wait…Rapidfire…Bluestreak…..whatever. Didn’t you say that Soarin was your uncle?

Rapidfire: (OOC: No I am not changing his name.) Yeah you see the thing about that…

Blaze: And how come we didn’t know about this nickname till now?

Rapidfire: Well um…is that Tyco with some flowers? And what are the other MARE Wonderbolts wearing?!

Lockheed&Blaze: Where? Where are they?

*Rapidfire runs off*