ask-tyco-wonderbolt:
Do not give her coffee. I can’t tell you what she did….. or rather I can’t describe it, because some of it literally broke laws of motion and inertia.
I had to switch her espresso for decaf and trick her into drinking it.
Gifts from fans are nice but Surprise is strictly forbidden from accepting coffee or coffee making appliances at work again.
Rapidfire: Yeah, definitly *Chomp* something we wouldn’t *Chew* let happen again. Cakepony wasn’t that bad. Don’t know why Tyco didn’t like this *Gulp* mini-pizza. Quite a unique flavour.
ask-tyco-wonderbolt:
I need to stretch my wings from all the not-flying I’ve been doing, so I’ll just fly a few rounds and then wait for Lockheed to get back. He and I have things to discuss…
…Where did your goggles go?
((Another unfinished one. It was the second question of the three I saved over. Got lazy and decided to just move one since redrawing all of what I drew is…. a little heartbreaking.))
Rapidfire: My goggles? That’s unimportant. It’s not like I let some fan steal them, then spent the rest of the day angry because a Spitfire mistook me for Soarin, no not at all.
ask-tyco-wonderbolt:
MY MOUTH! I taste everything everyone ate for the last week…. all at the same time! UGGH SOME FLAVORS SHOULD NOT MIX. Ew ew ewewew ugh I need a broom for my TONGUE.
And that PIZZA. UGH. Tastes like…. UGH. UGGGGH. GAH. I don’t even know! It…. it tastes like cheap cologne smells! UGH.
…..Blaze? Where did she- oh, she seems to have fainted. I should-
Wait - why am I in the HQ break room? I was at home making lunch and then…. WHERE WAS I FOR THE LAST WEEK OR SO?!?
Lockhedd: *Thinking* Well the important thing is I’m alright. Hmm after what happened to Ariel, what happened to me and the fact my Tycoven thing almost backfired I feel like I should’ve learnt something….nah! Not like I was in danger anyway, that guy’s spells have built in safeties….wait cheap cologne? Ariel loved that!
(OOC: Surrrre she did Lock. Just to mention I will only use anon magic if I can build a story off it. Also the spells protect the victim from harm, till the consequences are done. That’s how I’m doing anon magic.)
sierraex started following you
Rapidfire:……Who?
(OOC: Ahem.)
Rapidfire: Hi Spitfire! It’s nice to see you taking an interest in your teams personnel life’s.
Doc: Ey, and she’s our 20th follower.
Rapidfire: Didn’t notice that. What do you two think?
Lockheed: Hey, the more she follows us, the more I can follow her……I’m making a PLOT joke if you can’t tell.
Blaze: …..I really need to come up with better insults for you. Idiot just dosen’t cut it anymore. Anyway, it’s nice to see the second best flyerteam leader of the Wonderbolts taking an interest in meus.
ask-tyco-wonderbolt:
I thought that earlier question was theoretical! ….and that ‘baleful polymorph protection scroll’ hardly helped! I swear the pony who gave it to me must be the one who did this to me! Who would plan such a petty prank just as I was arranging a d-
Lockheed.
I know he arranged this. Only he would have this done to me.
Okay, think, think, think….. Still have some semblance of wings, so I can move a little. I can fix this in time. But Lockheed and his cohort are going to get an earful from me… and I won’t bake any of their mini pizzas or grilled cheese sandwi-
What am I thinking?!?
THINK NON-TOASTER THOUGHTS THINK NON-TOASTER THOUGHTS
Lockheed: Yes, yes, yes, yes! It worked…finally!….Well anyone for pizza?
(OOC: Held off on this because it comes after something that’s still being made, but thought why not?)
wonderboltsoarin:
Poison joke..
Panel 1: Well, they look mad… So lets answer questions.
Panel 2: Well… I kind of ate it… all of it…
Panel 3: Poof
Panel 4: Poison joke pie… I should of known…
Panel 5: Sorry buddy. I thought you were just out for a swim. I can’t get you now. We have a little bit of a problem here…
((Soarin’ is on top of the trapeze rope is just fyi))
Rapidfire: Hope you get out of this unc…friend. Well, Lockheed, at least we know there’s one mare you won’t……where did Lockheed go?
Doc: E’ said sumthing about collectin sum poison joke fer sum reason.
Rapidfire:…..The images! They burn!
(OOC: Would like to thank wonderboltsoarin for agreeing to be the official Soarin for my blog’s world.)
ask-sugarcup:
Really? But what about your other fans?
Wait… “Demonstration?” It seems a bit fishy…
((Flat colored ‘cause I’m about to pass out on my keyboard. Good night, guys!~))
Lockheed: (Don’t make a joke about a sweet or tasty flank, Don’t make a joke about a sweet or tasty flank, Don’t make a) If you could turn away and splay open your legs I’m going to try and fly under you to start. *Lockheed calculates the altitude for going underneath her…then aims a little higher and starts to fly towards her* (Time for some some sweet and tasty PLOT)
(OOC: First coloured fanart of Lockheed, thanks!)
ask-echo-wonderbolt:
So All these commissions have me a biiit pony’d out. I know that sounds strange, but I kinda wanna do some other art while doing my commissions, so Echo will be going on an inactive vacation for a little while. I WILL BE BACK! Feel free to still ask questions as I will get to them when I return. She might also get a small upgrade looks wise when I get back.
I Love you all, and I hope to see you again real soon.
You can keep up with me at my personal tumblr, Sorry no ponies but still. That is if you can find my personal tumblr. Hint: It’s not ChocoPepper TROLOLOLOLOL!
Rapidfire: We’re losing a lot of members. Echo’s going who knows where, whilst Soarin’s on the VDC. And we still don’t know what’s going on with the whole toaster thing.
Blaze: Hey, don’t worry about those 4 (OOC: Yes four, you’ll see later) it just means we have more time to shine.
Lockheed: So you want Echo and Soarin to have long vacations?
Blaze: Yeah.
Lockheed: Even if there terrible?
Blaze: Well thats the nature of life.
Lockheed: And Tyco to be a toaster oven for a long time too?
Blaze..:…..These ponies are our friends, hope they come back soon!
(OOC: Wish you well Echomod, whilst you deal with everything)
10 Followers
Blaze: We’re seriously celebrating THIS? We’re world famous! We should have way more followers than this!
Doc: Ah shutit. Don’t be so ungrateful. Thes ponies dint ave ta follow us.
Rapidfire:…Is your accent getting thicker?
Doc: Maybe it is…’Blue’.
Rapidfire:…..Yes Blaze you should be more grateful, yes this conversation has always been about Blaze, focus on her everypony, these ponies deserve our thanks.
Lockheed: Yeah….and I’ll be thanking each of the mares who follow us ‘personally’.
Blaze: Can my form of thanks be getting rid of him?
(OOC: Seriously thanks for following me.)
