Lockheed: Me obviously!

Blaze: Yeah, you are the fastest….but when you get out of bed you suck…then when you leave the bedroom..

Lockheed: Huh, gotta say, I did not see the gay joke coming..mostly cause it makes no sense but..

Rapidfire: Yeah, they aren’t gonna stop so..Lock is, arrogant though he is, probably right. In terms of sheer speed he probably wins. Unless you meant all the Wonderbolts which is completly different…

Rapidfire: Hey guys…now I’ve got a little something to say and I’ve got to word this properly or I’ll come off as pleading or worse, a..

Blaze: ASK SOME QUESTIONS, OR I SWEAR I’LL GET THAT UNICORN WHO MESSED AROUND WITH LOCK BACK, AND..

Rapidfire:..jerk.

Blaze: IT’S NOT LIKE WE DON’T KNOW WHO YOU ARE! WE HAVE A LIST! *Muttering to self* And trust me: rule 63, plot fat and toilet paper will be heavenly compared..

Rapidfire: Anyway, if you would be so kind as to leave us questions. And don’t worry Blaze won’t actually do anything to you.

Doc: Nah, the girl suffer from anger problems but she also suffers from lack o’ focus. She be takin it all out on tha pony nearby who anger her.

Rapidfire: Which means, for our newest followers, don’t be surprised if Lock disappears for a fortnight.

Lockheed:…I’m a foot away from you! At least act like you care! Anyway guys if you have any questions, ask em.

askariel-wonderbolt:

I am so glad I am rid of them for now…

AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN “I HAVE FEELINGS FOR A FELLOW WONDERBOLT”?! ALL OF MY RELATIONSHIPS ARE COMPLETELY PLATONIC!!! …Completely… Yeaaaaaaaah…..

(OoC: and that ends the Glitter and Glamor arc for now. They will return for prom, of course.

And yes, in the paragraph behind Glitter and Glamor, Glitter does ask if Ariel is pregnant. She isn’t. Glitter just has issues.)

Lockheed: Yes…completly platonic…and I totaly didn’t use the fact Ariel was a toaster to make myself toast. >.>

Rapid: Well, seems like me and Doc have dates now.

Lockheed:….Aw crap.

Lockheed: We have a new member? When did that happen?

Blaze: Maybe if you pulled your head out of someponies as..

Rapidfire: Cool it! Sorry if we blanked you, we’ve just been busy. But I don’t think any of us have been stealing your food.

Doc: Except maybe fer Blaze! Y’ed be suprised ‘ow much she can pack away.

ask-tyco-wonderbolt:

I admit I’m not the type who has even a faint interest in running around just picking up mares left and right (unlike a certain teammate of mine). But it’s a bit odd… I always used to attract the shallow ponies who just wanted to ‘show off their cute coltfriend’.   

It got SO much worse after becoming a Wonderbolt. The auction was just the most extreme example. Nowadays I STILL get creepy stalkers, dull, status-obsessed noblemares, and of course, the ones who just….well let’s just say they want a healthy stallion and nothing else matters. At. All. They sent me pictures than made even Lockheed blush. Half these mares I speak of don’t even know I’m a Wonderbolt unless I’m wearing my gear.

The mares on the team are among the ones who really treat me like… a friend. Like any other pony. Not like a prime specimen to be kept, a trophy, a status symbol or…. as a ‘foal factory’. Blaze is one of the few to actually come right out and tell me she didn’t care about typical romance and just wanted to hang out. Ariel threw a great birthday party for me earlier this year. Surprise and Misty found an old Aerobatics Almanac I was missing for YEARS. And Spitfire knows fan ‘affection’ all too well…

….gah, I’m rambling again. Long day. I better stop yapping and get some rest.

Lockheed: He’s not wrong. Explicit, really explicit, imagry. Which is why I took it off Tyco’s hooves and keep it in my room….so nopony else will be forced to see it, you understand.

Blaze:….Yeah, just hang out that’s what me and Tyco do.

askariel-wonderbolt:

I’M FREEEEEEEEEE! I hope….

(OoC: I know I said I was going to do a livestream for this, but that would have ruined the surprise of these two showing up >.>

I’ve been planning on having Ariel’s sisters show up for awhile, but never really knew how to do it. And yes, I know that the sister on the left looks like Rarity. I only noticed after I finished coloring and was too lazy to fix it.

One on the left is named Glamor Star and the one on the right is Glitter Heart (most randomly made up names evar).

But yea, they’ll be answering questions for a bit XD )

Rapid: I keep telling you ponies that none of us are retiring.  With that out of the way, hi…..Glitter Heart!

Doc: Refined…..will it matter if I be talkin like this?

piratedashrelationshipadvice:

…three weeks later because me mod is lazy…

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This be a shame. Me mod be tellin’ me that a lot o’ ye buckos think I be paired perfectly with t’ golden mare. But alas, it may not be. Though, she might not want it after all t’ kidnappin’s.

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Lockheed: YES! YES! I told you that the rainbow pony was right for me!

Lockheed: Well if their similar I’m prety sure I don’t want to meet her then. It’s bad enough with one.

Lockheed: She isn’t a big fan of being randomly hit on. Plus she has anger issues. She’ll get over it eventually……and by that I mean she’ll have you changed back, not that she’ll let you go without incident.

Lockheed: Yeah, that’s what happens between me and Blaze. What’s going to happen between you and her, however, is her calling out an object to her unicorn friend and there being one more of those in the world and one less Tucker. I’d start running now, if I was you.